Some of these might be true.
Roll a d10:
1. Golen Gant, Grand Pooba of the Thieves' Guild was beaten to death over a pig.
2. The Lunar Court has put a price on the head of an Ironcloak.
3. Unicorn urine will break a curse.
4. Krent D'Midnight is a recruiter for the Sindycate.
5. Three Silvercloaks have been founded murdered in just under a fortnight.
6. Old Lady Mackey, who owns the fruit stand on Fuller St. and Bleck Ave., has a reward for her daughter, Aubrey's whereabouts. She's been missing for four days.
7. A fire burnt down a tenement in Quagmire and a dwarven warmachine was found in the basement.
8. The Harvest Queen is dead, she was assassinated by skaven of Clan Cull.
9. A street preacher, known as the Shepherd, says that Death is coming to Jarlsburg. He is urging anyone who will listen to prepare for his arrival.
10. A drow priestess has been negotiating with the Council of Oleander for trade routes under Jarlsburg and salvage rights to the old dwarven vaults beneath the city.