Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Hard Times in Jarlsburg: High Houses Brought Low!

The Hard Times is Jarlsburg's premier source of news (not necessarily truth) and routinely outsells it's competitor, The Cryer.



Scandal rocks the Dwyer House yet again--death and doom follow the House's dandy!

Baron Bruth Dwyer's eldest son, Kireon, was picked up by members of the Night Watch late last evening after being missing for nearly three days.  Kieron and the Ambassador from Iron Hall, Tibido Hammerstone were last seen leaving Yuseph's Gala on the Oleander on the evening of their disappearance.  While their absence was a source of concern, the young man and his young dwarf companion are known as voracious "pub crawlers" and layabouts.

However, at some point their "romp" turned tragic as members of the Watch found Kireon unconscious and "drugged" and discovered the mutilated corpse of Tibido mere feet from the "heir apparent" of the House Dwyer.

Kireon is currently in the Watch's custody and the murder scene, the former Patrone Home which has been abandoned for over over a decade, has been thouroughly investigated.

Rumors of cult involvement reached this reporter and I have confirmed that the Prime Minsister's Special Task Force on Cult Activity found the young Dwyer.

More as the story develops.

Hera Kirck, Gibbons Beat Reporter
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